Thursday, August 31, 2006
- A mathematician wandered home at 3AM. His wife became very upset, telling him, "You're late You said you'd be home by 11:45!" The mathematician replied, "I'm right on time. I said I'd be home by a quarter of twelve."
- Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It's $90.00. Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work??? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.
Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
2)
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
3)
A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a "brief".
4)
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
5)
The answer to the problem was "log(1+x)". A student copied the answer from the student next to him, but didn't want to make it obvious that he was cheating, so he changed the answer slightly, to "timber(1+x)".
Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!
Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!
Teacher: Let's try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?
Paddy: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!
Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?
Paddy: I've already got one rabbit at home now!
Sunday, August 20, 2006
haiz...i lub euu..
dun tear it my paper heart will bleed (the red letter)
end~ why does it end this way??
Friday, August 18, 2006
a little blur...
wad he doing?! dumpdump playing heehe
hey!sleeping ar teacher coming liao hor hehe..kor and di lolx...
wad is he doing?? amos so bad arh...
AUDITION starting...hahaz...
Thursday, August 17, 2006
haiz... tiring and boring day.... morning wake up ler but then lie on bed until 6:40 mom come in sae going to be late liao i then wake up.... dotz....then go sku me try not to fell asleep hahaz.... ehh let see which lesson got thing to sae erm okiez start from eng our group video cannot open so cannot watch hahaz then erm history got journal test dunno how do any how write ehh anyway during lesson time nth happen much but after sku erm got dance find elaine then go find yick but no sight of her so elaine go eat first then saw hong and seng sit together hahaz then ehh saw mdm yick then take key open door blablabla then me and elaine draw on the white board then change PE-shirt then keep the tableand chair then chit-chat haha erm abt 3pm cher come then start teaching i found out the my leg got blood then ask cher can go wash he sae no nid larh lataz come back also will dirty ehh no time to explain hahaz but then nvm lo then dance until very tire sia but Quite sad that cannot go watch singapore idols haiz then nvm lo gtg
END...
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
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Tuesday, August 15, 2006
Title: Three injured in shophouse blaze
An early morning fire injured three people, the fire gutted a shophouse at Tampines Lane yesterday and it left at least 10 people homeless.
The three injured people were Mr Muthu Maran, a veteran fireman, Mr Quek Seow Meng, a vegetable seller and Mr Chee Seng Toh, a polytechnic student. Mr Muthu Maran was rushed to changi hospital as he ha burns on his shoulders and he also sustained minor bruises to his leg. Mr Quek was slightly burnt on both hands; he was treated as an outpatient and was sent home. Mr Chee suffered a broken ankle he was also as an outpatient and was sent home.
The fire started at about 5.30 am. Mr Ivan Wong was a resident of one of the shophouses while he was sleeping he heard shouts of fire. He said, “I was awakened by the shouting of help. I saw the plank wails going up in flames. I quickly took my blanket and started to put out the flames. There was heat and thick smoke everywhere but I manage to run out of the building to call for help.” Mr Ivan Wong escaped unscathed in the fire.
Three families living on the top floor were also awakened from their sleep and rushed out of the burning house. Mr Quek’s hands were burnt cause he battled with the flames with his blanket on his way down the wooden stairs as the stairs had caught fire. Mr Chee ran down the stairs he fell and broke his ankle. “ We had no time to salvage our belonging. By the time the fire engine arrived, the whole building was engulfed in flames,” Mr Wong said.
The firemen were directing their hoses at the burning building; Mr Muthu entered it and went up to the top floor. Suddenly it collapsed as the floor under him was charred. He plunged 10 metres to the ground. One of his colleagues immediately pulled him to safety. An hour later, the firemen brought the fire under control. The case of fire is not known. The police are still investigating.
~EHD~
Sunday, August 13, 2006
haiz boring day!! fever again....sick for 6 day liao hahaz...morning 6 plus wake up go buddism there cool unitl siao then got fever keep coughing too...sick no good cannot sing cannot be very hyper cannot be very lame coz can't thing of any hahaz... hey anyway those who got come my blog ask ur a lame question heehe rmb to bring ur jacket ar.... erm the question ish wad animal walk will fall down de?? will gif ans next time.. if wanna guess?? guess in my tag =)) ehh if ur got watch zhong yi da ge da then confirm will noe ans hahaz...
Thursday, August 10, 2006
monday staying back in sku with siewhoon,cheris and elaine..hahaz..(7/8/06)
(7/8/06)
[8/8/06] woots~at chalet cycling sia*
hahaz taken with out them noticing guess who sia!!
xiao jie and jason xp...
[at beach/park]
Lame family o6'
the sky nice?? hahaz...
me and my mentos opps up side down (in the lift)
hey! guess who hahaz on the way back to cbss after the special walk...
ice-cream expensive sia $12+...dotz
Monday, August 07, 2006
Title: my favorites English reading material.
Storybook?? I like reading story like mystery that kind. Following the clue till you find the answer of it but sometime it just hung me at the end of the story making me feeling uncomfortable cause is like I read day and night just to get an answer at the end but it hung me then there is no meaning of reading the front part. Currently I have been reading two storybook one is "The supernaturalist"by EOIN COLFER and the continue of “ring” name "spiral" then it is continue by another book name “loop” . I have just finish the book “ring” it is about that you will die at the exact time seven day later after watching a video tape. Currently had just started reading the book “spiral” but I can’t read the book often as Yi Hong is also reading the book I have to wait until she finish reading the book then I can continue reading. The other book “The supernaturalist” is about in a city called satellite city. A boy name Cosmos hill was unwanted by his parent and was send to the Clarissa Frayne Institute for parentally challenged boys freight. At that place all the boys are put to work by the state testing highly dangerous product. Cosmo realizes that if he doesn’t escape, he will die at this so-called orphanage. Cosmo get out of the place with the help of the supernaturalist which they all has special ability. But soon the supernaturarlist found out that they were caught in a web far more complicated then they imagined.
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Tuesday, August 01, 2006
Title: I am myself
Me? I am a quite quiet person in class I seldom speck or talk unless that person talk to me then I reply if need to but sometime after I am out of class I will talk to friend and tell cold joke. It’s all depending on my mood. Sometime I wonder am I being myself. Which type of person am I? Quiet or not quiet? I wanted to be myself, but I can’t find out the truth till now. As I am quite a quiet person sometime I can’t get into conversation with friends and this lead me to loneliness I will just sit there listening to what they are talking about or I will sit alone thinking what can I do next sometime I will keep looking around finding thing for me to do. Sometime being quiet is also good isn’t it? Like when teacher is teaching us something teacher will be so glad the class is quiet there is also disadvantage of being quiet like when teacher ask question and nobody answer. Anyway I really hope that I can be myself having more confident in speaking up and making more friends. Being myself.
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hahaz during commit pro time...no cher come no paper do wait till 430 also nobody.then mr bala come in i dunno wad happen he sae can go liao coz 430 ler xp....see wad a mess in my class hahaz.... onli 2 boys come.... ehh hahaz still got my blueberry tea sia...
hey! guess who?? hahaz liping xp....dun tell her hor lataz she kills me muhahah....